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Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.
"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."
by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023
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punch the donut

"Ouch! You punched my donut!"

Punch the donut
by eldoot December 21, 2019
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jerking in the punch-bowl

It is similar to poisoning the well. An act of claiming a good thing for the sake of owning it and ruining the fun for everyone else.
Person 1: The guy who copyrighted the Happy Birthday song was an ass.
Person 2: Yeah, he was really jerking in the punch-bowl.
by Hmanlyman May 26, 2020
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punching mattresses

something about a car seat
and maybe its headrest?
Will: you should stop punching mattresses.
by xxEnzoxx August 25, 2023
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Packer Punch

Packer Punch ; is a crown hit by an establishment. The government and subsidiaries Packer Punch. Also see khayyam
The K.I.R. to it's nemeses, pledge they can Packer Punch when or if required, but blow it's cover in doing.
by Bryn Benn April 13, 2020
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Nazi punching

The act of being throat gaped by your wife/Girlfriends lover while yodeling.

Often done after her lover has given a Nintendo switch.
Nazi punching

Verb

Person one: “has anyone seen Richard?”
Person two: “He is in the hospital, he got a little over excited by his new switch, and dislocated his jaw”
Person one: “damn. I wish I had a Nintendo switch
by Notalexjones October 18, 2018
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