Jerry Springer Pissed

To be crazy and/or pissed off. Much like most of the people on the show Jerry Springer.
her: man isn't it like, past your bedtime?
me: yes, yes it is, and if my alarm doesn't go off- i'll be PISSED. like. jerry springer pissed.
Me: that's crazy pissed. that's like. dance up a stripper pole, kick a midget, slap a bitch pissed.
her: wow . i really do think you need to sleep.
by Jumpar on RAVENHOLDT February 02, 2011
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Piss on Your Chips

To piss on ones chips.

Applicable in the context of a internet discussion forum where impostering has taken place.
The impostering forummer then forgets to revert back to their personal moniker and makes a separate post which may or may not be such that their true identity is revealed.

See also: Pissage, Chips; POYC.
That massive cup Vegas just pissed on his chips.
by www.cupwinkcook.com/forum July 14, 2004
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Piss på mæ

Someone peeing(pisse) inside a girl. When she ask for it!
Piss inni mæ i dusjen!" /" Pee inside me, when we are in the shower"

"Piss på mæ gutten min"
by Mr.Norway November 30, 2010
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Pissing on your balls

"What is this guy pissing on his balls? The light's been green forever."

"I need you to stop pissing on your balls and get that report in."
by Balls O'Penisly January 26, 2012
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Rock-Pissing Dump Truck

A “Rock-Pissing Trump Truck” is a very large dump truck FULL of rocks, and the rocks are pissing out all over your vehicle. These rocks are chipping the paint and hitting the windshield. And the truck has the nerve to post a sign saying “not responsible for any damage” and “stay back 200 feet”.
Rusty was so angry at the “Rock-Pissing Dump Truck” ahead of him. He pushed the gas pedal to the floor and went 85 mph to pass it!
by Julesheart March 07, 2023
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My heart pumps piss

completely unsympathetic, showing no concern
lack of caring
heartless
My friend said, my heart pumps piss for you. You complain about your boss, while I have no job.
by rucus7 June 22, 2011
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Swiss Miss Instant Piss

When you don't check the serving size while preparing your Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate.

According to Sam O'nella the chocolate tastes like piss. So you unleash a primal roar of sheer fury, the cat shits itself and jumps out the window as you kick the Swiss Miss box across the room.
-You take a sip and it tastes like piss, Swiss Miss Instant Piss.
by HealthyMinder April 20, 2021
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