Dead

Something that happens to everyone, sorry Bae ur not immortal </3

“She’s dead” Kailo said

by Ooxoo June 08, 2021

dead

Something that is really boring, annoying, or bad.

"Damn, his shoes are so dead"

"You're so dead at that game"

"Geography class is so dead"

by Thomas68 September 25, 2016

Dead

Aliven't

The dead that is walking will dead you

by Spph8e September 25, 2019

Dead man’s hand

When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.

Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?

Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”

Chad: “Awesome”

by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021

What will I be doing in 20 years time? I’ll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?

A beautiful quote by Freddie Mercury. This quote is so powerful, it can bring a tear to a man’s eyes.

“What will I be doing in 20 years time? I’ll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?” - Freddie Mercury (1946-1991)

by bald freddie mercury February 11, 2023

Dead Like YeH

A saying IRV needs to stop saying this every second

Stop saying dead like YeH IRV

by Pickles4eva December 07, 2021

dead like yeh

A saying said almost every thirty seconds by a little bitch named IRV

Irv stop saying dead like YeH

by Pickles4eva December 07, 2021