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Swallow The Whole Nut 

Similar to Swallow The Whole Meat however this saying holds much much more power. Saying this to or about someone means that you are bitching them out or they are getting fucked in such a way that their dad will realize he should of worn a condom.
1.) "Hey Tim, just found out I have stage 4 terminal cancer".

(Tim) "Damn bro. Mother Nature basically just told you to swallow the whole nut".

2.) "My mom kept bitching because I wouldn't clean my jizz so I told her to swallow the whole nut".
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Double jump nut 

When you jump and then nut to jump higher

Similar to double jumping in Mario but you nut instead
Kid 1: yo our ball is stuck up on the roof
Kid 2: I got got you all I have to do is double jump nut
Double jump nut by Crill March 9, 2020
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Bust A Nut Day 

November 11 International bust a nut day and yes you won’t be breaking NNN
Someone: Hey is November 11 do you what that means

Me: No

Someone: It’s Bust A Nut Day and guess what you don’t break NNN
Bust A Nut Day by TheCheeseMan101 November 1, 2020

Freedom of Nut 

the 28th Amendment. Thou has the permission to nut to anyone, regardless of any previous marriage, crush or dating history.
Thanks to Freedom of Nut I can wack one out to Timmy's girl... nobody has to know 😏.

Hellen Keller Nut 

When a girl's pussy is so tight that when you ejaculate inside her you make the same noises Hellen Keller does when she tries to speak
Remi: I heard you fuck Emma the other night
Joel: Yea that shit was crazy, she gave me a Hellen Keller Nut
Remi: I'll have to explore that cavern then!
Hellen Keller Nut by hahasuka December 8, 2020

South Jersey Nut Twitch 

In this scenario, the male had his cock n' balls lying dormant. The female slightly stimulates any part of the male's body causing him to have continuous violent contractions within his scrotum for several minutes immediately resulting in blue balls.
I'm never fucking Tammy again. Before we began, she shook my hand and gave me South Jersey Nut Twitch.

Double Dutch Nut 

When you suck the ganache out of a chocolate truffle, refill it with your nut, and feed it to your lover.
We split a bag of Lindor truffles and I gave her a double dutch nut, sweet and salty.
Double Dutch Nut by Phukkus August 7, 2021