Minge Monkey

The vagina of a black woman.

Woah, I got some real good minge monkey last night!

by MrCadwell June 8, 2018

peg monkey

A man who enjoys a strap-on in the backside from a woman.

“Wes though I was his peg monkey, trying to sell me that guitar. He tried to stick it up my ass.”

by PegMonkey June 9, 2018

howler monkey

An adult beverage intended for morning consumption.

The drink consists of:
- 2 parts cerveza
- 1 part cold brew coffee
- Splash of almond milk (almond milk is recommended instead of cream as it does not have a tendency to curdle).

The resulting concoction is what tastes like a classic Yoohoo, but is alcoholic and caffeinating. A fantastic solution to a hangover.

Waitress: Hi there, can I interest you in a mimosa, bloody mary, or perhaps even a howler monkey?
Table: 1 mimosa and 3 howler monkeys please. Oh also, some water.

by radmac July 17, 2019

Catch the monkey

Becoming angry, delirious, or crazy due to dramatic overheating.

It's so hot out here I think I'm about to catch the monkey.

by Reggie D. November 16, 2019

Porch Monkey

A person who sits on their porch all day, usually doing drugs or pissing off of it. They also will show off their genitals and on occasion actually go inside.

Did you see that porch monkey? He just flipped me off while whipping a dog with his dick.

by TerminalJam December 4, 2019

attic monkey

A type of small monkey that hides in attics and sometimes will come out to throw oranges at you.

Oh snap the attic monkey threw an orange at me

by Ostrem December 11, 2019

Lipstick Monkey

A lipstick monkey is someone who you want to kiss a lot, this is because the lipstick represents kissing and monkeys are cheeky.

Oh look over there, she’s a lipstick monkey!

by caz321 April 22, 2019