Samuel J Tuesday

He cant park. that's it.

Samuel J Tuesday is gay

by ChrichrChris 12312SDF June 7, 2019

J. Edgar

A cocaine addict. British. As in J. Edgar Hoover, which in the U.K. is synonymous with vacuum cleaner, a popular brand. Thus a person who hoovers up cocaine.

I like David but he's a bit of a J. Edgar.

That's cool, so am I!

by Shuaman June 18, 2019

C&J

When your cock is particularly smelly and your partner uses jam to mask your man meat musk.

Man: BJ?
Woman: eww your gross
Man *inserts junk in jam* how bout now?
Woman: I love C&J!!

by BonerJam2069 March 20, 2019

Pablo J. Garcia-Triana

He likes to play soccer but puts GOD first always. He is responsible. He gets ready for soccer practice 2 hours earlier. He dies not like to be late. He saves a lot of money to help his parents. He makes people laugh in a weird way. He does not like to waste MONEY and things he does not need. He likes to buy people expensive gifts. He pays for his own wants. He probably has a CR7 poster in his room. He likes to workout and be healthy. He cares about his family. He worries for his family. He does not like one dollar bills. He likes to fart in his dog's face.

Cousin: People from my school know you and they said you guys are best friends.

Pablo J. Garcia-Triana: What... I dont even know anyone from your school?!

by chickennoggets101 April 30, 2019

E-J

An amazingly funny person, who often dyes her hair. E-J has bright blue eyes and she is the coolest/weirdes personne ever! She has a loving mother and a adorable sister! E-J is always honest and tries her best to be nice to people, she hates upsetting people. E-J likes dem memes and hopes to one day be one. She also dreams to be a movie star or a signer! Her only ennemies are people that are jealous of her! E-J loves to reeee! If you are friends with her you are super lucky so keep her close and love her to infinity!

Girl1- E-J is so cool!
Girl2- I hate her because she is better that me
Girl1- Dont hate the reeee queen!!!!!

by The reeee queen May 2, 2019

J-bob

Beat boxing boi who has epic skills.

J-bob went to the park.

by AndrewHackfruit May 19, 2019

pulled a J-Mac

The quick or sudden departure in public from a group or entourage, or to disassociate one's self from being associated with a less than ideal social identity in public, especially to increase their perceived social status .

three business associates walking together at work Person 1: Hey what do you guys think about the price of tea in China? Person 2: "I think it's awesome ". Person 3 (J-Mac): "... ... " Persons 1 and 2 "wow, person 3 pulled a J-Mac move on us "

by substrateindependent August 27, 2019