Eat my shorts

A sexual thing if you a girl wants the D right now they may say “oh my god eat my shorts”

Person 1-“wanna fuck”
Person2-“I don’t know”
Person 1-“eat my shorts”

by Kagsldvkabdjd December 18, 2017

Eat a Scorpion

A slang term for death by suicide by hanging. Usually reserved for enemies whom you literally despise and wish the most horrible death upon. A favored clintonian tactic used by the witness removal program.

AB: Clinton’s goons will make your life a living hell. Especially if you have information that will lead to the death of Hillary clinton.

Goon: go eat a scorpion

AB: *Dead*

by WitnessRemovalProgram June 15, 2018

eats more than caes

When something is so good, it eats so if something eats more than caeso (a YouTuber) then it eats a lot.

Eg. Wow your oufit eats more than caeso.

by Lululemon girl January 14, 2025

Turn around and eat the pit

Another way of saying "Think outside the box"

"Dude, I'm really struggling with this puzzle!"
"Maybe you just need to turn around and eat the pit."

by TarantulaMorse April 30, 2025

Girl who eats carrots

A Gold Diggin Broad, That’s down to suck her way to wherever she needs to get them other kinda karats. Feel me?

Jeff Bazos ex wife is a girl who eats carrots, Fosho!

by SinaloaJr June 9, 2021

Quadruple Eating pie cake

A yummy explosion

I want to eat your Quadruple Eating pie cake

by dfghjkoliuytrfdcvhji May 25, 2023

eating dirty

Slang term used for the act of eating ass.

"What brings you to the ER tonight?"

"I was eating dirty and now I feel itchy!"

"OK. I'm going to test you for HIV."

by Hazel Street December 7, 2020