cum herding

When a group of gay or bi guys wack off on a table one gets the privilege & honor of scooping and "herding" it with either a drywall trowel or a spatula into a neatly organised gooey arrangement of pearly white man mess and even frozen as ice cubes A.K.A. "cum cubes" or divided event amongst the guests. Ko

The boys at the gay bar had a "cock fight" atop of a pool table at an L.A. bar then went to a sex club and participated in a cum herding party!

by Messy Fun April 20, 2018

cum on the rocks

When you jizz on a glorious pair of boobs.

I'm meeting up with Katie later. Hopefully she'll let me cum on the rocks.

by The JMG December 1, 2017

cum prank

when you're having sexual activity with your partner and they play a prank on you

Maria was giving Fred a handjob and she'd tied her red scarf around his face so Fred couldn't see, then just as Fred was about to cum she removed the scarf to reveal it was actually her Aunt Doris giving the handjob - Fred didn't like that cum prank

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml December 11, 2017

cum dumpster

A person who gets fucked so much that they always have semen dripping out of them.

Cassidy and leah are the biggest cum dumpsters in the school. I mean they literaly fucked everyone.

by Jemerson121 February 16, 2018

Cum bucket

A dirty cum junkie who partakes in bukakes and loves to be in circle jerks

dayum Dat girl in the porno flick is a straight cum bucket

by JGfunk March 13, 2018

cum nozzel

the tip of the male genetalia

bitch shut the fuck up and kiss my cum nozzel

by piss jerking March 8, 2017

cum witch

When you cum in-between two pieces of wonder bread and feed it to a random girl you just met on tinder.

The cum witch is a bit dry, many you shouldn't have eaten so much chocolate last night

by Masterfaulker April 21, 2016