Australia

It's kinda like India if it was Russian but wasn't India nor was it Russian.

Australia

by Inni84 March 23, 2024

Flag

Get the Australia mug.

Austin

A grown man who claims to be autistic in order to convince his friends he's innocent of being a paedophile, by sending pictures of himself naked to young girls.

Have you heard about Austin? He fucked a lady bug doll, then sent it to 12 year old girls.

by Feetfucker55 March 23, 2024

Flag

Get the Austin mug.

Related Words

Austin • Australia • Australian • Austin, TX • Austria • austyn • Australian Kiss • austen • austin powers • Australian Rules football

Austrian Piglet

Similar to roasting a pig on a spit, an Austrian Piglet is the act of putting one on a spit over a fire, while preceding to go down on both front, and backside holes.

Yo bro, me, Devon, and Gabe were hanging out last weekend and we gave Devon an Austrian Piglet. He was practically begging for it!

by poocheesie March 25, 2024

Flag

Get the Austrian Piglet mug.

When a man and woman contract their pelvic floor muscles during penis-in-vagina intercourse, causing the vagina to tighten and the penis to harden at the same time, thereby squeezing down on each other as if to perform a handshake. Called “Australian” because it occurs “down under”—beneath the belt.

Johnny: Tiffany and I just completed our business transaction with an Australian Handshake!
Ted: Why was it an Australian Handshake?
Johnny: Because she was a prostitute.

by bobeatsfanblades March 26, 2024

Flag

Get the Australian Handshake mug.

Australimoon

The moon as it is viewed from Australia. Can be used in the Northern Hemisphere too if you are looking at the moon with a telescope that makes it look upside down.

"Yesterday, I looked at the moon with my telescope. It was really nice, but the thing that I don't like is that it appears as an Australimoon for me because of how my telescope works!"

by ComputerWorld March 29, 2024

Flag