apple pie a la mope

When crying at three in the morning and eating a depression meal.

Friend 1: what did you do last night?
Friend 2: I had an apple pie a la mope

by Queen Onion March 18, 2020

Chemical Apple

When someone is afraid of chemicals based on feelings instead of logic

quick history: On facebook somebody posted the chemical composition of an apple in an anti-vaccination group and said 'this is what they put in vaccines', which caused people to be upset not knowing its just an apple

A: I heard there is no proof that microplastics are harmful in the long term
B: Plastic in your brain and blood isn't harmful? are you joking?
A: Chemical Apple.

T: I think i drank too much hydrogen dioxide (water)
R: THATS AWFUL WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!
P: You're such a chemical apple, if urban dictionary didn't make me write this awkward section id be a lot happier

by kohnik March 10, 2025

Red Apples

When you suck way to hard on your man's nuts and he ends up with Red Apples.

Omg Becka I totally gave Tim some Red Apples last night.

by JoJo Jynx December 13, 2021

Apple

Apples can end people if you eat an apple a day to keep the doctor away.

My buddy ate an apple to keep the doctor away and he died

by Anime_saves_lives_to_ya_know December 15, 2020

snazzy apples

nice pair of j's

woah dude thats some snazzy apples !!

by paper the air January 16, 2015

apple knob

Someone who has three or more apple devices

Look at that apple knob with his iPhone, apple watch and air pods.

by ginandjuice101 February 5, 2021

apple juice

DELICIOUS AMAZING BEST JUICE IF YOU SAY OTHER WISE U ARE A LOSER

apple juice is so badass

by turntechGodheadd October 4, 2020