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Green Bottle Theory

A theory that states that any beverage (I.E. a liquid you drink) that comes packaged in a Green Bottle mixes well with anything else that comes in a Green Bottle.

Examples of things that come in Green Bottles
Sodas such as Mellow Yellow, Squirt, Sprite, Mountain Dew, and 7-Up.
Alcoholic beverages the comes in green bottles such as Heineken, Tanqueray, Midori, Hard Ciders, some Wine, and Jagermeister.
Other things such as NyQuil, some Teas, and other such things
by Prof.FankN.Stein October 11, 2011
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give'r green river

Like give'r, but with a stronger meaning.
"Holy shit we've only got an hour left! No more pussyfottin' around, we gotta give'r green river!"
by Leigh Steele September 13, 2006
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green stuff in that lobster

that ho thats gets in your space to much and you punch that lobster in the face
by jkjdfhdf March 29, 2017
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down the green pipe

A metaphor for taking a daring and risky route when attempting to solve a problem. This is associated with the phrase from the video game Super Mario Bros. where the titular characters went down the green pipe to reach secret coins and warp to other parts of the game.
I'm going down the green pipe to solve this issue!
by The Ferocious Whomper January 5, 2023
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Green Early Gift

A child who was conceived after their parents got drunk on St. Patrick's Day, and so was born around Christmastime and constantly has their birthday forgotten.
I hate my parents for making me a green early gift.
by RLYoshi March 13, 2015
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Green Turd Day

The day after Green Beer Day, when green causes show their inevitably green consequences.
- So I took a dump this morning, and it was GREEN.
- Yup, that's Green Turd Day alright.
by Carnosaure March 6, 2010
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Green mountain fudgesicle

When you take a shit and freeze it dunk it in maple syrup and fuck her right in the pussy.
Jeff took a shit in the snow bank came down to the sugar house needing some maple said Brenda wanted a green mountain fudgesicle.
by Gmp8927 September 19, 2023
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