Definitions by Carnosaure

Green Turd Day

The day after Green Beer Day, when green causes show their inevitably green consequences.

- So I took a dump this morning, and it was GREEN.
- Yup, that's Green Turd Day alright.

Green Turd Day by Carnosaure March 6, 2010

Orgasp 

An overly loud gasp connoting extreme pleasure at the sight of something non-sexual.

Marie orgasped when she saw the new shoes on modcloth.

Orgasp by Carnosaure November 11, 2009