ur mom

its a joke mostly used by 10-14 year old people trying to make a joke and then misrbley failing

someone: "what are you doing" another person: "ur mom" or "ur mom is gay"

by olive is swaggy January 18, 2022

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Ur mom

A joke 12 year old ipad kids think is hilarious

Nick: what did you do last night?
Tyler: ur mom, ooohhh

by Braeeeeeeeee July 15, 2022

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Ur cancer

Being a motherfucking idiot

"ur cancer harry"

by Beastii August 29, 2016

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ur nan a man

Not the worst insult in the universe, however a very bad one considering your nan is now a man. Similar to ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian but falls between ur grandpap a trap and ur sister a mister

Phillip: ur mom gay
Bert: no u
Phillip: ur dad lesbian
Bert: don't make me say it
Phillip: ur granny tranny
Bert: PHILLIP YOU LITTLE BITCH!
Phillip: ur grandpa a trap
Bert: ur nan a man

*An Entire Species Is Wiped Out On Earth*
*Pluto Implodes*

by DrueBoy May 11, 2018

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ur mom

The Uno Reverse Card of comebacks. The ultimate power move of the decade. Can be used in stressful situations to throw your opponent off kilter. But be mindful of your elders. They might find it degrading.

“Hey, do you have anything planned for tonight”
“Ya, ur mom”

“What is the meaning of life?”
“Ur mom”

“How do I respond to ‘ur mom’”
“Ur mom part 2”

by Gandalfrado September 11, 2020

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