Pig pails

The rolls of fat that form on an obese persons thighs between the hip and knees.

Damn girls thigh be holding some serious volume up in them pig pails

by Brogantac August 24, 2018

baby pig

a cute animal that will love you forever

oh my god is that a baby pig??? <3

by a baby pig May 9, 2020

Ditch Pig

Disgusting Dirty whore ; The lowest form of white trash ; A slut who denies sleeping around ; Also see Proulx

That Girl is a straight up ditch pig

I don't think that ditch pig knows how bad she looks

by Crashbaby8714 December 24, 2014

Fucked The Pig

A phrase uttered in response to an individual making a fairly mundane mistake. Often after this phrase is said, the individual who spoke it proceeds to produce obscure noises, clap their hands in a seductive manner, and snort like a dying pig.

"You dropped an egg? You really fucked the pig on that one! *Clapping* *Snorting*"

by LuckNixed March 19, 2025

Teacup Pigging

a method of luring women to perform sexual acts.

Monica Lewinsky fell for Bill Clinton's impressive teacup pigging skills.

by mgray's favorite October 25, 2012

diamond pig

The sweetest and most kind pig out of them all. The diamond part comes from diamonds are rare so the diamond is nice. The diamond pig sometimes can be rejected by another object or person

The diamond pig walked down the sidewalk

by Poo suc moor January 14, 2017

the 3 little pigs

A story where 3 pigs, 1 cop, your mom and a literal pig make houses and a gangster comes and shoots the cop, fucks your mom, the 2 pigs come to the literal pigs house (in a farm) and hides in the barn. They didn't add a door. So the gangster cries away.

The 3 little pigs!

The cop builds a nice police department.
Your mom buys a house
The pig lives at a farm.
Here comes the gangster.
I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND shoot the place down.
The cop runs to your mom's house
Then the gangster follows.
The gangster gets a drone.
Then, he starts to record himself fucking your mom.
The cop runs, but your mom stays until the gangster cums
They run to the pigs barn.
They use creative mode (in real life) to get inside the barn
The gangster says "I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND BLOW UP A GRENADE
However, the barn is made of titanium for some reason.
So, the gangster runs off like a little bitch and the pigs are saved!!
THE END

by AStrunkMan69 May 28, 2022