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The Day of Ass-Slapping

It is a legendary way, where all humans gather to celebrate slapping of ass. On November 13th, a Friday, each human being is to slap the ass of at least one person.
Mac: "Yo! It's The Day of Ass-Slapping!"
Dead: "Really?!"
Mac: "Hell yeah, c'mere boy."
by Dr_Machintosh November 5, 2020
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Slap a Dem Day

Ex. "Hey Bobby, it's Slap a Dem day!"
Bobby got slapped.
by messofmalarkey January 11, 2021
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Slap Ass Day

Slap ass day is a different version of the last slap ass week but it’s only for a day
Boy”grabs ass”
Girl”WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Boy”It’s slap ass day
by GOD V9 January 12, 2020
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Lady Gorilla Slap

Also called the Bloody Gorilla. Same as the Gorilla Slap, except its the female that stands holding a sprinkle of her freshly shaven pubes. Requires that time of the month conditions. Subsequent and corresponding boner face-bash is replaced by enforced anaerobic stawberry jam muff diving.
Derek sure loves Melissa. After he cheated on her again, he willfully submitted to a Lady Gorilla Slap to let her blow of steam and thus win back her favor.

Marge is quite the butch. When the crimson tide comes rolling up, she enjoys giving her conquests ye olde Lady Gorilla Slap.
by Lambda70 March 13, 2011
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egyptian rat slap

The act of fingering a girl on a sand dune
"While I was in Dubai, I gave Meliha the ol' egyptian rat slap!"
by DerDacter September 11, 2016
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bitch ass slap

When a man slaps another man by slapping and not punching, That would be called a “Bitch Ass Slap”
Bob: Hey Isn’t Will weak?

Steve: Why Do You say that?

Bob: Will “Bitch ass slapped” Carmen

Steve: Oh I see what you’re saying now
by Sag Is Swag May 16, 2018
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Zucchini Mud slap

When you send someone down a complicated rabbithole of deceptions ultimately resulting in them realizing they're been boofed and you're Epic.
Hahah, Boogie, that sure was a Zucchini Mud slap!
by BoogieIsGay69 July 17, 2021
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