poop nutbean 

A derogatory term that one exhales when they have fucked up, or the situation is fucked up. Poop nutbean typically replaces "shit" or "oh fuck" in public situations.

Flo - Your call is important to us, please hold...

You - Poop nutbean! As if I'll hold, dumb twat.

poop nutbean by coco111 December 5, 2010

poop cooch 

The name given to Female genitalia who after excreting fecal matter, wipe there rectum from back to front

Dude i totally would not have eaten her out if i knew she had a poop cooch.

poop cooch by adam&andrew January 3, 2011

Poop Salute 

A fart

I was in the confessional and I was shocked to hear the priest play the old poop salute while handing out my penance.

Poop Salute by Johnny On The G Spot July 17, 2011

Poop Chipz

A general statement of upset-ness.

Person 1: DUDE! My mom just ran over the cat!!

Person 2: AWW!! Poop chipz!!

Poop Chipz by Spagettieo November 18, 2011

poop pourri 

It’s a product you spray on the toilet water just before you have a little poopsie and instead of a horrible stench it smells like roses and pretty flowers are coming out of your butt – not sure how it masks the noise that usually accompanies this act .

Fabreez : "Is this the stuff in that stinky van in the walmart parking lot"
John: "not this fuken time, its poop pourri

poop pourri by Butter-Val October 29, 2013

poop pendulum 

"Poop pendulums" occur when one takes a very large and long shit that hangs from the rectum for a long time. As the shitter tries to squeeze it off, the poop begins to oscillate back and forth, often resulting in "brown balls." The pendulum effect can be caused by many different scenarios, though, such on on rough sees, during earthquakes, while sextashitting, and when mastecrapping.

"Dude, Tina gave me the worse case of blue balls, so I went to mastecrap one out. I ended up with a poop pendulum and brown balls. I feel much better."

poop pendulum by Squeezy May 6, 2014

Poop Smeller 

A poop smeller is a new parent. So called because of the manor in which they check to see if there is a dirty diaper. They hold the baby up and smell at the diaper. If it is full of poop, the parent smelling is a poop smeller.

Your a poop smeller.

Poop Smeller by DonnyR September 17, 2014