butt sludge

The really gross wet black shit when you are really sick

mommy jimmy ate all the butt sludge crunch!

by D. Graham October 10, 2005

butt nuget

when you eat a non-edible food and you cant crap it out and it gets stuck to the inside of your butt

o made yesterday i ate a bead and it became a butt nuget

by spencer samuelson December 28, 2005

Butt Rocket

The act of using a non needled syringe to thrust a mixture of water, and methamphetamines up ones anus

Hide the syringes, if Michelle gets a look at them you wont be able to keep her from doing butt rockets.

by reallyrandy February 10, 2009

butt swords

A sharp and direct pain in your anus or butthole that lasts a few seconds and usually causes you to freeze in pain and make a weird face. Females may experience them as a symptom of pms. Anyone may experience them from hemorrhoids...I think. Maybe anal sex? The real cause is unknown. It just fucking hurts.

"Ow! FUCK! SHIT"

"Jesus, what's the matter!? You look like you just sat on a tack!"

"UGH! PAIN! No, ow...it's just my butt swords *sigh*"

"Wtf is a butt sword ruhtard?"

"I don't know what it is...I get a sharp pain in muh butthole, like I sat ona fucking sword or something. It goes away after a few seconds but goddamnit it hurts!"

shoutout to my 43 yr old boss lady who named her ass-pain the same thing i did: butt swords.

by cupcakesheri March 29, 2010

Butt Bumper

A Butt Bumper is a guy that screws around. He is a bumper of butts, Also used to describe a gay guy. Like hey look at the Butt Bumper over there talking to his boy friend, Butt Bumper. Also meaning a person that procrastinates Example hey dude you need to hire someone else this dude is a serious Butt Bumper. Also A Butt Head

Butt Bumper,

by Daman Money January 25, 2010

Butt Pubes

When the hairs in your butthole get too long, stick together and create mayhem when you're trying to wipe after a massive nutty brown mudslide dump.

Dude i definitely need to shave my Butt Pubes, i keep finding fallen dingleberries in my shoes after a hearty poo.

by dinglefuzzies April 22, 2011

butt bra

skin tight spandex pants worn by girls to give their behind a little push up. commonly accompanied with ugg boots and a north face jacket. butts are commonly mistaken to be voluptuous, like a push up bra might do.

Damnn, that girls gotta nice butt!" "Nah man, she's just got her butt bra on today.

by tkell2112 December 16, 2010