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cake nut

when you nut on her ass cheeks while eating cake, then you leave the last bite for her you clean her cheeks with your fork or spoon then you feed her the last piece.
yo tiffany was hella crazy dude, she wanted me to cake nut her
by jj4papi2020 August 19, 2017
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stress nut

A nut for the sole purpose of releaving stress
My book report was due in a couple of hours so I had to pull a stress nut
by Cunt sucker 200.4 August 18, 2017
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Johnson Nuts

Johnson Nuts is the CEO of nuts and is the arch nemesis of Richard Balls
Person 1: do you know who Johnson Nuts is?
Person 2: yes he is the CEO of nuts
by ball enjoyer April 25, 2023
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Nut-shame

When a man gets the BIG horn and it takes hold of him like a demon and he sleeps with someone that he doesn't really want to because of said demon. The demon then leaves his body in the form of white sticky love piss and he returns to his normal self. The immediate remorse and regret felt following the demon's departure is nut-shame.
*at party*

Guy 1: I just fucked the ugliest gremlin of a girl, let's get out of here before anyone finds out
Guy 2: Ahh pal, instant nut-shame.
by The brickyard beaver September 26, 2019
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Lumber Nuts

The act of using your own boner to bag tag someone else.
Bro, Tito has been acting like a clown all day, I want to get him to shut the fuck up.

I'll tell ya what you should do fella, you gotta Lumber Nuts that fool.

Shit, that's kinda gay, but it's a great idea.
by sanfred November 2, 2011
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boner nut

when this <==3 is a boner and gets shoved into this (_o_)
billy: i nutted but i had a boner!
jimmy: you boner nutted! congrats!
by <==3r1 June 22, 2019
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Deez Nuts

Question: You feel better?

Response: About what?

Final Responce: Deeeeznuts!!!
by ARCHER TD LES March 14, 2005
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