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New Jersey 

You know your from New Jersey if

You live within 30 minutes from the beach but never go there in the Summer do to them being overcrowded

The beach is the shore

You either love or hate New York City

You have at least 10 pairs of hats and sun glasses

You defend your state to outsiders but then bash it just as much

You rarely if ever refer to your state as Jersey

You know of people who were affiliated with the mafia

You know what real pizza taste like

You hate the TV Show Jersey shore

You have called New York City NYC before.
You think Trenton is the worst place ever

You know people who hate New York City but still like their sports teams.

You don't eat seafood, despite living so close to the ocean

Cheese Pizza is Plain Pizza and nothing else

You pronounce Mario Mae-Rio

Newark is Ne-wark

You'll go to other states such as Maryland Delaware and Virginia to go to the beach just to avoid the overcrowding of your own.

You live for Summer
Hey Ted were are you from

I'm from New Jersey
New Jersey by Silverfalcon May 24, 2013

New Flow 

Shorty-140 has a specified genre in which he performs Hip-Hop, his style is known as New Flow.
Shorty-140 is the pioneer of a music genre named New Flow.
New Flow by Shorty-140 July 26, 2016

New Haven 

Also called N.H., The Haven. A kick-ass town in Southern Connecticut. Its got a prep school, Hopkins, and about a million public schools- Hillhouse is the worst, Cross is the best.
New Haven is one of the few places where you have rich white kids, poor latinos, and poor blacks all real close together. Because of the diversity, athletics are good; the Mexicans make The Haven good at soccer, the blacks make the Haven good at football, and basketball. Baseball in the Haven sucks.
From my friends house in downtown New Haven you could get to the preppiest school in southern ct, the best mexican food in the northeast, and mess wit the worst gangs in ct, all in half a mile
New Haven by newhaven7 April 19, 2007

new york yankees 

a good team even though i love the red sox i've learned that yes the yankees are a good team but like i said i love the red sox
red sox rule but the new york yankees are pretty good
new york yankees by GRant gosselin January 15, 2008

New York Giants 

1. A baseball team that used to play at the Polo Grounds, but now plays in San Francisco.

2. See New Jersey Giants.
1. The Giants used to play at the Polo Grounds.

2. Damn, the New Jersey Giants should stop considering themselves New York's football team. And they're not a "legendary franchise." They popped up twice, for one year only.
New York Giants by Crazyswordsman February 4, 2005

[New Jersey] 

ok. i have lived in new jersey my whole life, so i'll give you the real definition of new jersey.

ok, first of all, we think the sun shines out of our asses, and guess what, it does. we think were better than everyone. we're the prettiest girls alive, and we know it for a fact. don't mess with us, cause we will mess you up.

also, we actually think its pathetic how everyone makes fun of us. you people are only bringing us down to make yourselves feel better. "your a joisey girl!" HAHA, no. its not joisey, its jersey.

we curse like crazy over here. we say "yo" alot. we really don't care about what you think about us.

& for all you shoobies out there who claim you hate us, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU COME HERE TO VACATION IF YOU DONT LIKE US? you dont have to come here, cause we dont want you.
we drive better than you, so shut your damn traps.

yeah, so really, new jersey is a great place to live. & like, if our gonna make a rude comment, shut the fuck up, because you have no room to talk if you don't live here.
I love New Jersey