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Mary's Cancer

A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.
Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"
by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011
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Hail Mary

Drug cocktail commonly abused by inmates in correctional facilities consisting of busiprone, trazodone, remeron and benadryl. It makes users uncomfortably sedated in low doses and delirious in high doses.
Yo, who's tryna hail mary tonight?!

Im down man, lets get lit!
by LukeLUKE20000 February 6, 2022
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Hail Mary

Pulling off a last second attempt at something highly unlikely.
I didn't have money for bills, so i put all i had on blackjack and won!
That's a Hail Mary right there.
by Nussidrull November 27, 2017
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