An adult beverage intended for morning consumption.
The drink consists of:
- 2 parts cerveza
- 1 part cold brew coffee
- Splash of almond milk (almond milk is recommended instead of cream as it does not have a tendency to curdle).
The resulting concoction is what tastes like a classic Yoohoo, but is alcoholic and caffeinating. A fantastic solution to a hangover.
The drink consists of:
- 2 parts cerveza
- 1 part cold brew coffee
- Splash of almond milk (almond milk is recommended instead of cream as it does not have a tendency to curdle).
The resulting concoction is what tastes like a classic Yoohoo, but is alcoholic and caffeinating. A fantastic solution to a hangover.
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