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Mary Poppins

When a woman inserts a toothpick umbrella down a man’s urethra and opens it, while pulling it back out.
Person 1: “Wow, I can’t believe you actually followed that creep to the bathroom

Woman: “Don’t worry about me, I gave him the ‘ol Mary Poppins”
by WeinerScreener June 25, 2021
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mari

Hey! You know Mari right? Yeah well they’re the love of my life.
by thisismypseudonymlol June 27, 2021
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Mary Jane Piercing

Tim: "OMG look up Mary Jane piercing!!! "
Kate: "Okay"
Tim: "HAHAHA HAHAHA IT WAS A DEEZ NUTS JOKE YOU FOOL"
by Whymusti July 8, 2021
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