by ToeEater6942091121 February 25, 2021
Get the Band kid mug.Kids who have, no doubt, good taste in music, but always seem to be fucking broke, and apparently none of them know how to spell or know of the mere concept of proper grammar.
DUDER: Dude, you goin' to NOFX?
Punk kid: Hel yes!
DUDER:Do you have your ticket yet?
Punk kid: No I dont half eny muney.
DUDER: Oh, sorry buddy.
Punk Kid: your not gona lend me any?
DUDER: Psh, No
Punk kid: Hel yes!
DUDER:Do you have your ticket yet?
Punk kid: No I dont half eny muney.
DUDER: Oh, sorry buddy.
Punk Kid: your not gona lend me any?
DUDER: Psh, No
by Seance December 31, 2008
Get the punk kid mug.(n) Indie kids-come in many varieties but a few common traits about them are:
-tight pants
-unkept hair (usually a sanctuary for birds and miscellaneous indie items, in city areas rats are common)
-three or more pairs of vans slip-ons (very shitty appearance….with checkers)
-an extensive list of over two thousand songs that they have listened to once on their ipods
-striped sweaters or sweater vests
-striped sweaters for ipods
-share common like for songs utilizing 4 chords and a pentatonic scale solo(gay)
-an acoustic guitar(from target)
-tee shirts with bands you have never heard of and never will.
-snow caps in the dead of summer
-many have moderate to severe acne
Habitat: Their natural habitat is usually the local coffee shop/legion or v.f.w., which they habitually attend on weekends to watch obscure bands. Some indie kids actually watch the bands but most of them come to the shows to smoke in the parking lot with their friends and talk about other indie bands from Britain, also known as the U.K. (because we all know, the more British something is, the more AMAZING it is).
Everyday Life: Obscurity is really the basis of the entire culture. Chances are, if you have an indie friend, they are probably extreme long boarding in downtown Oswego, Illinois while listening to the Kaiser chiefs at this very moment
Diet: Everything an indie kid eats must be one of two things. Vegetarian or organic. Their meals include: tofu wraps
Turkey wraps
Lettuce wraps
Roast beef wraps
Ham and cheese wraps
Sprout and bean wraps
…………..Fuck it basically any wrap will do
overpriced obscure fruit smoothies(ex. Mango pomegranate)
Whole-wheat non-comformist purple red green and black chips
Tuna (without dolphin chunks in it)
Soymilk
Snapple brand drinks
-tight pants
-unkept hair (usually a sanctuary for birds and miscellaneous indie items, in city areas rats are common)
-three or more pairs of vans slip-ons (very shitty appearance….with checkers)
-an extensive list of over two thousand songs that they have listened to once on their ipods
-striped sweaters or sweater vests
-striped sweaters for ipods
-share common like for songs utilizing 4 chords and a pentatonic scale solo(gay)
-an acoustic guitar(from target)
-tee shirts with bands you have never heard of and never will.
-snow caps in the dead of summer
-many have moderate to severe acne
Habitat: Their natural habitat is usually the local coffee shop/legion or v.f.w., which they habitually attend on weekends to watch obscure bands. Some indie kids actually watch the bands but most of them come to the shows to smoke in the parking lot with their friends and talk about other indie bands from Britain, also known as the U.K. (because we all know, the more British something is, the more AMAZING it is).
Everyday Life: Obscurity is really the basis of the entire culture. Chances are, if you have an indie friend, they are probably extreme long boarding in downtown Oswego, Illinois while listening to the Kaiser chiefs at this very moment
Diet: Everything an indie kid eats must be one of two things. Vegetarian or organic. Their meals include: tofu wraps
Turkey wraps
Lettuce wraps
Roast beef wraps
Ham and cheese wraps
Sprout and bean wraps
…………..Fuck it basically any wrap will do
overpriced obscure fruit smoothies(ex. Mango pomegranate)
Whole-wheat non-comformist purple red green and black chips
Tuna (without dolphin chunks in it)
Soymilk
Snapple brand drinks
Average Joe: dude, wanna go to the movies this weekend? The new oceans' movie is out, it looks bad ass.
Indie kid: nah dude, im heading to Colorado for the sundance movie festival, mainstream movies are trash, George Bush is brainwashing you…I’d much rather watch movies about lesbian cowboys eating pudding…and eat some organic lettuce wraps…*turns around and plays song on guitar with three chords*
Average Joe: fuckin weirdo…
Indie kid: nah dude, im heading to Colorado for the sundance movie festival, mainstream movies are trash, George Bush is brainwashing you…I’d much rather watch movies about lesbian cowboys eating pudding…and eat some organic lettuce wraps…*turns around and plays song on guitar with three chords*
Average Joe: fuckin weirdo…
by Chillaxers a.k.a. the crew October 5, 2007
Get the Indie Kid mug.A weird or socially rejected child. You often find them shopping at stores like hot topic and dying their hair funny colors, wearing excessive black and neon colors, and/or rolling around on floors.
They often look like idjits and appear to be lost in some kind of stage. Most Twisted kids are extremely immature.
They like to think their life is unbearable, and often times you find cuts on their arms.
Also, they like to pretend they are weird things like vampires or witches.
They often look like idjits and appear to be lost in some kind of stage. Most Twisted kids are extremely immature.
They like to think their life is unbearable, and often times you find cuts on their arms.
Also, they like to pretend they are weird things like vampires or witches.
Billy: "Oh look at that twisted kid HIS HAIR IS ORANGE, what a moron-"
Twisted: "shut up, IM DIFFERENT.you dont understand how bad my life is"
Twisted: "shut up, IM DIFFERENT.you dont understand how bad my life is"
by Bethanaynay April 26, 2006
Get the Twisted Kid mug.Typical Scene Chick:
-Choppy short hair.
-Usually black however blonde and lots of 'strange' colors are used to make themselves look 'unique.
-Bandana in hair.
-Bows are popular
-Heavy make up, usually around the eyes, sparkles are quite common.
-Fake moles have been spotted.
-Tries to pull of Vintage look
-Usually really hot. But, we haven't seen them with out make up so this is questionable.
-Dates only scene boys.
-Choppy short hair.
-Usually black however blonde and lots of 'strange' colors are used to make themselves look 'unique.
-Bandana in hair.
-Bows are popular
-Heavy make up, usually around the eyes, sparkles are quite common.
-Fake moles have been spotted.
-Tries to pull of Vintage look
-Usually really hot. But, we haven't seen them with out make up so this is questionable.
-Dates only scene boys.
by iamdesandimawsome January 11, 2008
Get the scene kids mug.fashion kids are pretty much just scene kids. the only difference is that when the fashion kids go to shows (concerts) they are more into the fashion and not so much the music. fashion kids are loyal to the thrift shop and homemade clothing. their wild hair and out of wight fashion is not just for the attention (even though it helps) it is to show their personality and creativity. these kids usually only hang out with people of the same scene and represent their scene. standing up for their scene when bullied scores them major scene points. the scenesterwith the most scene points is usually the scene control.
the make the scene rules.
these are some typical ways to spot a fashion kid:
|guys|:
+ medium to short legth hair(usually langer in front)
+ choppy layers (home cut)
+ dyed black or neon colors
+ 2+ different colors in hair
+ hair covers *atleast* one eye
+ wear eyeliner or pink/redish eyeshadow (all around eyes)
+ most likely has a lip peircing or other face peircings
+ sometimes has gauged ears
+ wear tight band t-shirts or plain black tees
+ sometimes wear big coats w/ fuzzy hoods
+ they are mostly seen wearing scarves
+ wear homemade tight pants or girl pants
+ usually have bandanas on head, around neck, or in back pocket
+ wearS slip-on vans (usually checkered)
|girls|:
+ has hair similar to the guys (short to medium)
+ usually has bleach blond hair or black hair
+ 2+ differnt colored streaks
+ wears dark eyeshadow and thick black eyeliner
+ usually has one gauged ear
+ wears big plastic necklaces (sometime the fake pearls)
+ wears vintage shirts or band tees
+ wears tight pants
+ also could be wearing short skirts with leggings underneath
+ sometimes wears white stud belts
+ wears slip-on's or balerina shoes
the make the scene rules.
these are some typical ways to spot a fashion kid:
|guys|:
+ medium to short legth hair(usually langer in front)
+ choppy layers (home cut)
+ dyed black or neon colors
+ 2+ different colors in hair
+ hair covers *atleast* one eye
+ wear eyeliner or pink/redish eyeshadow (all around eyes)
+ most likely has a lip peircing or other face peircings
+ sometimes has gauged ears
+ wear tight band t-shirts or plain black tees
+ sometimes wear big coats w/ fuzzy hoods
+ they are mostly seen wearing scarves
+ wear homemade tight pants or girl pants
+ usually have bandanas on head, around neck, or in back pocket
+ wearS slip-on vans (usually checkered)
|girls|:
+ has hair similar to the guys (short to medium)
+ usually has bleach blond hair or black hair
+ 2+ differnt colored streaks
+ wears dark eyeshadow and thick black eyeliner
+ usually has one gauged ear
+ wears big plastic necklaces (sometime the fake pearls)
+ wears vintage shirts or band tees
+ wears tight pants
+ also could be wearing short skirts with leggings underneath
+ sometimes wears white stud belts
+ wears slip-on's or balerina shoes
VALerie|OMFGZZ did u c that scene guy 2dayz.|
XxXscenesterXxX|OMFGSTFU no where.|
VALerie|OMGHDUNS yus a nigg. whit jamey he was such a fashion kid.|
XxXscenesterXxX|oh yezzz. he was soo sexx. is he in jameys scene?|
VALerie|uh huz.|
XxXscenesterXxX|OMFGSTFU no where.|
VALerie|OMGHDUNS yus a nigg. whit jamey he was such a fashion kid.|
XxXscenesterXxX|oh yezzz. he was soo sexx. is he in jameys scene?|
VALerie|uh huz.|
by sceneXcore[702] June 18, 2006
Get the fashion kid mug.This group (notice I didn't use the word 'individuals') is mostly characterized by kids from middle school to high school age. Emo kids are very rarely adults because if your still enough of a pussy to be emo when you're 20, you actually kill yourself when you start to realize that you had no idea what depression(or 'the deep black emptiness thats raping my withered soul' for translation purposes) really is.
The second largest characterization is by their dress-code, taste in media (notice I didn't say art. See porn if you want art) and writing poetry with all the same literary devices and genre. The music is usually made by someone who has managed to get rich off of being the most pathetic people the fad has to offer(raise a glass if you see them). They seem to think that dressing exactly the same(black everything so don't bother with your high beams) is also a sign of individuality (See individuality). Their clothes are all purchased, or scavenged, from patronizing all the same places: garbage bins, wal-mart lost and found, thrift stores, Hot Topic, and gratuitously burglarizing the storage buildings of pop stars from the 80's.
Finally, the third largest characterization is the insistence on being known as an individual whilst being part of the largest fad in recent history. Most of these children would say that they are individuals because they do what they want when they want. The fault in this logic is that everyone in America does the exact same thing. I highly doubt most of America's youth is still being dressed by their parents and are deprived of choice. They get uppity about getting called goth as well (if you ripped off the culture of an entire group of people that are just as stupid just because you where to scared to be as hardcore as they were, would you want somebody bringing that up all the time?). In effect, all anybody manages to do being an 'emo kid' is to subject yourself to ridicule, dress like a moron, and most likely end up with a head full of regret later on in life about how stupid you were to make out with a member of the same sex just to be seen as 'cool'.
They usually are found to frequent malls(a pop-culture hub oddly enough), MySpace and/or Face Book. Their pictures are from a 45 degree angle above their face. (See money shot)
The second largest characterization is by their dress-code, taste in media (notice I didn't say art. See porn if you want art) and writing poetry with all the same literary devices and genre. The music is usually made by someone who has managed to get rich off of being the most pathetic people the fad has to offer(raise a glass if you see them). They seem to think that dressing exactly the same(black everything so don't bother with your high beams) is also a sign of individuality (See individuality). Their clothes are all purchased, or scavenged, from patronizing all the same places: garbage bins, wal-mart lost and found, thrift stores, Hot Topic, and gratuitously burglarizing the storage buildings of pop stars from the 80's.
Finally, the third largest characterization is the insistence on being known as an individual whilst being part of the largest fad in recent history. Most of these children would say that they are individuals because they do what they want when they want. The fault in this logic is that everyone in America does the exact same thing. I highly doubt most of America's youth is still being dressed by their parents and are deprived of choice. They get uppity about getting called goth as well (if you ripped off the culture of an entire group of people that are just as stupid just because you where to scared to be as hardcore as they were, would you want somebody bringing that up all the time?). In effect, all anybody manages to do being an 'emo kid' is to subject yourself to ridicule, dress like a moron, and most likely end up with a head full of regret later on in life about how stupid you were to make out with a member of the same sex just to be seen as 'cool'.
They usually are found to frequent malls(a pop-culture hub oddly enough), MySpace and/or Face Book. Their pictures are from a 45 degree angle above their face. (See money shot)
"Holy shit, I think I just ran over an emo kid."
"Ahh, don't worry about it. The city will come pick em' up tomorrow."
"Ahh, don't worry about it. The city will come pick em' up tomorrow."
by Ethereality February 3, 2008
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