Green Bottle Theory

A theory that states that any beverage (I.E. a liquid you drink) that comes packaged in a Green Bottle mixes well with anything else that comes in a Green Bottle.

Examples of things that come in Green Bottles
Sodas such as Mellow Yellow, Squirt, Sprite, Mountain Dew, and 7-Up.
Alcoholic beverages the comes in green bottles such as Heineken, Tanqueray, Midori, Hard Ciders, some Wine, and Jagermeister.
Other things such as NyQuil, some Teas, and other such things

Green Bottle Theory

by Prof.FankN.Stein October 11, 2011

give'r green river

Like give'r, but with a stronger meaning.

"Holy shit we've only got an hour left! No more pussyfottin' around, we gotta give'r green river!"

by Leigh Steele September 13, 2006

Green mountain fudgesicle

When you take a shit and freeze it dunk it in maple syrup and fuck her right in the pussy.

Jeff took a shit in the snow bank came down to the sugar house needing some maple said Brenda wanted a green mountain fudgesicle.

by Gmp8927 September 19, 2023

Bright green pass

A breakthrough

I was involved in a bright green pass

by WILLINKS October 13, 2019

Green Gobby-lin

When a woman engages in oral sex with a man whilst having a green ghost drop in her mouth.

Broseph 1: 'Hey man check out my John Thomas'

Broseph 2: 'What the heck its green?!'

Broseph 1: 'Yeah she gave me a bit of a Green Gobby-lin last night'

by Hawkeye1993 January 12, 2012

Green Shorts Day

On May 9th everyone dresses in green shorts or pants to celebrate National Green Shorts Day. Green Shorts day was founded by Greta and Rylan at Osseo Senior High School on May 9th 2022.

Greta: “Tomarrow’s Green Shorts day, don’t forget!”
Rylan: “Which pair of green shorts should I wear?”
Abby: “OMG the creators of Green Shorts Day are so cool!!”
Julia: “Guys I woke up early to buy green shorts”

by pillow1255 August 14, 2022

green stuff in that lobster

that ho thats gets in your space to much and you punch that lobster in the face

man i green stuff in that lobster last night

by jkjdfhdf March 29, 2017