duck

To "duck" someone or to avoid them. Often used by ghetto people.

Nicki Minaj: I don't duck nobody...

Person A: man fuck you you keep ducking me
Person B: sorry been busy

by hushushanon March 31, 2015

Jovian Duck

A metaphor for something recognizable but which cannot possibly be that thing. Implies that you should be careful of the thing, precisely because it cannot be what you recognize it to be.

If, however, you are encountering something that quacks like a duck and looks like a duck and craps like a duck swirling around Jupiter’s Great Red Spot, the one thing you should definitely conclude is that you’re not dealing with a duck. In fact, you should probably back away slowly and keep your distance until you figure out what you are dealing with, because there’s no f*cking way a duck could have evolved in the Jovian atmosphere. You are encountering a Jovian Duck. gently edited from Peter Watts

by undefining orthodoxy June 21, 2022

duck attack

When you get attacked by a duck

Aww hart hats a cute duck ima pet it AHH SHIT IT POKED MY EYE OUT NO IT WAS A DUCK ATTACK SHIT

by Jaydenislel March 10, 2021

Duck

An animal like a chicken. It can fly, I think.

"Man, that's a duck right there!"

by (/`•~•`)/ why U lookin here. F October 16, 2018

Choking on a squeaky duck

When your taking a tub and and you love autoerotic asphyxiation but don’t have anything to choke yourself so you stick a rubber duck down your throat and hope you will cough it up in time before you die.

Aaron carter was just found choking on a squeaky duck

by Rubberducksareevil November 5, 2022

Daffy Duck

Aka V1nce. A muscular duck with ball’s the size of watermelon’s and a penith the size of a pool noodle.
He absolutely despise’s ‘PNG Youtubers’ and furries, which he calls ‘dethpicable’ while tearing them down one by one with amazing shorts bullying the vile beings.

get v1nce to surpass Jellymid in subscribers by making Daffy Duck your pfp.

by SchmuelMarine June 14, 2022

ducking coke

When you miss spell fucking cole

I daydream of ducking coke, oh she meant fucking cole.

by Miss spelling genius February 24, 2022