led a merry dance

To be given “the run around” by someone or a situation. this is done when you are given false/incomplete information either on purpose or by accident

synonym : being led astray

Me : i called my bank up for the 12th time and they said my money should have been in my bank 2 days ago ffs

my friend : sounds like you’re being led a merry dance mate

by Just_a_simp May 16, 2021

The Chicken Dance

One girl is on the ground on her knees while two men stand beside her on each side as she proceeds to jerk both of them off with her biceps flapping her arms back and forth.

Last night I did the chicken dance with John and cooper

by jgdawg18 May 25, 2021

fruit dancing

when there’s food downstairs but you’re too lazy to go and get it

guy 1: “hey bro, there’s food downstairs.”
guy 2: “can you go and get it?”
guy 1: “what, you’re too lazy to?”
guy 2: “nah bro, i’m too busy fruit dancing.”

by poopiemeth69 May 26, 2021

That one dance

When you get on the ground, and hump the floor. Ykno, that one dance

Rio: do that one dance. Get on the floor, act like you humping, do that one dance. Bounce yo shoulders, throw some money up, do that one dance

by Perc Nowitzki May 29, 2021

Star dance

The act of being able to have OBE, usually turning into a bird, and to be able to interact with other material objects human or not.

I think I star danced last night.

by IYNOBLE April 24, 2021

square dancing

Square dancing is code for married sex. Married sex is very unoriginal - You do this to me - 1,2, - I do that to you - 3,4

I need to get some strange. I'm tired of square dancing.

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 4, 2021

San Francisco line dance

When two men facing each other jerking the other man off.

I just caught your roommates doing a San Francisco line dance

by Stixxk June 11, 2021