orange crush

When a group of men are sitting around together, they get bored, sit on the floor with their legs apart while clothed and throw an orange at each other's dicks.

Dude, I played this new game, orange crush, with some buddies last night and my dick and nuts got hit hard!

by emerald_gremlin September 20, 2017

condom crusher

When you fuck a girl so fucking hard that the condom breaks and you tell your friends 9 months later that was how your first kid was born

Carl:hey darin my son is the result of a raging condom crusher

Darin:that’s fucking awesome my dude

by alexanderhamilton October 27, 2017

Cleveland Crusher

Swinging into a seat on a bus and hitting the person seated in the seat with your legs.

"YO NIGGA IM FINNA CLEVELAND CRUSHER DIS BICH UP NIGGA!"

by Tyler da fucka November 2, 2017

jacob crusan

Freakin nerd

Stop being a Jacob Crusan

by Litbrotherin November 15, 2017

crusty crusader

Sun baking your vagina and penis until crispy then adding sand to the mixture and having sex. All this must be performed in public view

Me and Shelly did a nasty crusty crusader on last Wednesday right outside the shopping centre

by JohnXL December 16, 2017

jesus chrust

1. A misspelling of Jesus Christ
2. A man who died for your crust

"You going to church today?" "Nah, I'm going to chirch." "What's that?" "It's where you can go and worship our lord and savior Jesus Chrust." "Go fuck yourself."

by Communistically-Delicious May 3, 2018

Beetle crushers

A nickname for infantry men during the Korean War.

We lost a dozen good beetle crushers in a daring attempt to take "Old Baldy" yesterday.

by Kakeman January 15, 2018