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Lauren Blow-bert

Nickname on Capital Hill for the incompetent and corrupt U.S. representative from Colorado's 4th District, who has been a disaster for both Colorado and our nation.
There goes Lauren Blow-bert again, giving out blow-me sandwiches to her mega rich donors.
by LaughingAloud December 11, 2025
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Blow john

When you receive a blow job while the giver is defecating profusely.
I got a mean blow john last night. That shit was so good but man it stank!
by Sylax6 December 21, 2025
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Ya know, when you're cruisin' around the block lookin' for dudes to blow.
When you are Nagy just cruisin' around lookin' for dudes to blow.
by Prometheus2010 December 29, 2025
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blow me bozo

by DrFuck February 10, 2024
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blow his back out

When a gay guy fucks another guy too hard and he can’t walk for a few days
Guy 1: dude I’m gonna blow his back out

Guy 2: no way man
by Cranberry69 February 11, 2024
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National Snow Day Blow Day

Happy National Snow Day Blow Day!
SnowDayBLOWday 49
Online 25 months ago 1322 feet away
by SnowDayBLOWday February 28, 2024
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Blowing candles

Letting all your homies take turns filling you full of used rubbers after finishing running a train on you.
We had beef but he let us blow candles and ended up swallowing most of our beef after blowing candles
by ILoveUSean February 29, 2024
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