A Fatass hairy whiteboy who loves playing video games and spends too much money on games he never plays. The only exercise this guy gets is when hes typing dumbass shit when someone is talking, when he goes to take a shit or piss, and when he wants to grab a coke from his fridge. This kids skin is so white because he gets no sunlight at fucking all. He smells like ass and looks like a child molester. He will never lose his virginity
by brutha is gay August 21, 2022
Get the Jakemug. Savage killer who viciously murders his victims in their sleep then hangs their stuffed animals on the old Redwood Tree
by Sarah from Colorado August 9, 2015
Get the jake cowperthwaitmug. The act of pretending your casually in love with your girlfriend but you're actually an obsessed stalker who sniffs her when you hug.
by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017
Get the A Jake Brightmanmug. "Jake" is used when referring to someone you respect very much. It could mean an aristocrat. This can be extremely offensive if used sarcastically or in a similar way.
by beanebabeabebabenabdsandkjblds June 8, 2021
Get the Jakemug. Really the most fucked up guy in the world. Sometimes Jake Gallagher is known to look at children while they sleep
by Foreskin god 450 sike 420 July 14, 2020
Get the Jake Gallaghermug. by Kkkoolkidsklub51836 March 22, 2025
Get the Jakemug. A lumber jake is a guy who looks like he's too pretty to be an actual lumberjack. Instead he would just hang around the logging camp and trade beauty tips for flap jacks.
by Unchangeable Bird April 21, 2018
Get the lumber jakemug.