coomd in ur philtrum

with 2 litres of vodka and a turbo-virgin duchbag here's where life can lead u to ( btw ur neighbour also may call the police cuz u went really hard )

duchbag: yoooooooo i coomd in my gf philtrum next im gonna coomd in ur philtrum

human : wtf

by minecraft sweat 6969696969 xx February 10, 2021

Ur mom

You already know what it means

Ur mom is more important than god

by Hwee111 April 29, 2019

Ur mom gay

A joke about how ur mom is gay.

Jake: Ur what?
Sophie: UR MOM GAY BRUH!!!!

by urmomgay2708 October 21, 2021

i will break ur kneecaps UwU

I will break ur kneecaps UwU is a term created to confuse and stun the person it is said to.

person : i dislike this.

other guy: i will break ur kneecaps UwU

person: ................ wtf

Meaning:
UwU is a "cringey" term for innosense. but however if you put something weird, it is taken a different way lmao.

by awaagaa >:3 May 15, 2023

Ur fav person

The best.

Oh sweet! Ur fav person is texting me.

by Definitely._. December 21, 2020

ur mom

"ur mom," the popular phrase off tiktok and other interent platforms used as either a comeback or as a joke.

person 1: who cares if you got a new cat?
person 2: ur mom
person 1: why my mom, not dad?
person 2: ur dad left for the milk, that's why

by djflkasdjfkadsjlkfjdlkfjldskjf January 10, 2023

Ur mom

It’s a “comeback” mostly used for humor purposes don’t get offended If someone says it to you. It’s genuinely not used like to make someone feel bad like we aren’t actually doing your mom and if you think that I’m concerned

Josh:hey what r u doing after school today
Me: ur mom

by Yepthisismoon May 12, 2022