concert hands

ugly hands with ugly fingers

uma thurman has concert hands

by pamelaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa January 19, 2009

Vietnam Hand Grenade

Don't masturbate or have sex for a week. Then fuck a girl with a condom. When you cum, pull off the condom while retaining the cum. Tie up the end then raise the cum-filled-condom up in the air and chuck it at the girl's face like a water balloon. Try to break her nose.

That bitch sucks in bed so I did a Vietnam Hand Grenade on her face. She is in the hospital today with a broken nose.

by jonathan134667 November 5, 2005

Operation Ranch Hand

the military name for an operation in vietnam which sprayed over 19 million gallons of various herbicides in order to deny the enemy crops and cover. Agent Orange, the most notorious of the poisons was agent orange, which causes many different diseases because of its high levels of dioxin.

operation ranch hand used c-123 aircraft to spray gallons of herbicide.

by Anonymous March 30, 2003

Left hand joystick

A left hand joystick refers to masturbation in which a person who is right-handed uses his/her left hand to masturbate because they are surfing the internet for pornography using the mouse and typing up searches with their right hand. Since the majority of people are right-handed, people will have better motor skills using their right hand to type, whereas all one would need to do with the left hand would be to move it up and down (Or rub if the person is a female).

Brad is so addicted to computers, his pretty much has a left hand joystick.

by Ovamp July 13, 2009

colt 45 hands

When one duct-tapes a colt 45 onto each hand. The person who has "colt 45 hands" cannot take them off until he/she finishes the bottle. Very difficult to pee, very easy to get drunk.

I can't fuckin take a leak till i drink my colt 45 hands!

by Jared Hunter March 24, 2005

left hand path

1. In eastern mysticism, any spiritual path embodying the principle of yin; characterised by passivity, and reaching enlightenment by flowing according to one's inner nature, the opposite being right hand path. In the original Indian doctrines, it was called Vamachara.

2. In the modern western re-interpretation, any spiritual path which pursues worldly goals and pleasures as opposed to the spiritual.

1. In walking the left hand path, one takes the path of least resistance to achieve goals.

2. A student of the left hand path in the West may perform rites for money or sex.

by IntestinePoet July 5, 2007

Second Hand Penis

Just like Second hand smoke, you may be in danger of second hand penis. The act of toching ones shaft, penis, or balls and then shaking hands or touching another person, thus transfering your touch unto them.

Matt goes to the bathroom and fires one off. He then goes to class and shakes hands with Adam. Adam is now a victim of Second Hand Penis, and may now be considered 1/3 gay.

by Captain Tanker February 1, 2008