Ur Mom

A bitch who is your mom. everyone makes jokes about you fucking her and that nasty stuff. When they are not doing that they are making fun of them. Like calling them fat or a pig.

Guy 1. Ur mom.

Guy 2. What about her?

Guy 1. I fucked her last night lol.

Guy 2. ...sure you did.

by Tony-Chan February 16, 2022

Ur mom

A comeback to almost anything you can say

Chelsea: What did you do last night
Jordan:Ur mom

by Jaye Leo December 23, 2021

Ur brother mother

The most powerful response to anything and should never be used. If used the sun will engulf the solar system and destroy god himself

Billy: you know what ur granny tranny
John: don't do this Billy
Billy: ur sister mister too
John: well ur brother mother
*Billy's head pops and the sun bursts destroying the solar system and causes the whole galaxy to collapse*

by Meemeeyungboi May 11, 2018

kiss ur friends day

national kiss ur friends day is the 18 of december,kissing ur friends for the fun of it

hey did u know its national kiss ur friends day let's do it

by Jeeny darling December 15, 2020

ure mom gey

This is an inslut shaming your mother for being homosexual, even thou its more often used as a word to end small talk.

Ure mom gey And that is the only example

by OLUIKJYHTGRFADS November 15, 2017

ur mom

ur mom is just simply ur mom! THATS IT STOOPID!

person: "ur mom"
other person: "WHAT ABOUT MY MOM HOE"

by hahahahahahahahahahhaaha April 18, 2019

Ur mom

It’s a “comeback” mostly used for humor purposes don’t get offended If someone says it to you. It’s genuinely not used like to make someone feel bad like we aren’t actually doing your mom and if you think that I’m concerned

Josh:hey what r u doing after school today
Me: ur mom

by Yepthisismoon May 12, 2022