Urban Dictionary

The place you go when you think of a name or make an incoherent sound and wonder if someone has attached a crass definition to it.

the other day i fell and hurt myself while yelping, the next day i was able to use the yelp sound in a sentence because of urban dictionary.

by GET VEXED! June 13, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Pothole of an absurd and obscure collection of various definitions submitted by ass-hats that really enjoy putting their time and effort into making incels like me burst into laughter.

Urban Dictionary
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by heretoraidanddestroy September 29, 2020

Urban Dictionary

Where almost every definition is about sex. You are on this site right now!

Looking up "I saw" on Urban Dictionary:
Definition: When you have sex with a really hot girl

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 12, 2021

Urban dictionary

A site that used to be about free speech, but is now run by fascist, censoring, pussies.

Yes, I'm talking about you, whoever you are reading this and about to reject this submission. Fuck you, you weak liberal shitstain. To think out of all that sperm your bitch ass won the race. What a loss!

Urban Dictionary used to be a great site until it was hijacked by a bunch of commie cunts

by elstrongo December 21, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A website you go to when you're bored, it's also a website where you can find jacked up definitions of words, oh and also it's a place where people make definitions of their own names and make the definition something like "Shy, quirky but a great friend when you get to know them. Perfect personality and also they're the greatest thing man has ever created".

1. "ughhhhh I'm so bored time to look at the stupid defs on urban dictionary"
2. Desktop means my fat juicy ass
3. Carl is the FUCKING BEST MAN EVER

by 01000010 01001001 01001110 010 January 20, 2021

Urban dictionary

A stupid ass website where people submit definitions about sex, names, and bands

I wish I never went to urban dictionary

by Ican2 June 3, 2022

Urban Dictionary " Funny "

People who make dumb as Urban Dictionary terms involving Donald Trump so they can feel superior to everyone by having people money shot effection all over their dumb, cunt face.

" Hey man, all these people are trying to make a Urban Dictionary " Funny ". He's not the greatest, but holy shit can they shut the fuck up?"
" Nah man, this is 2020, comedy's dead and we killed it."

by It's me, a guy December 29, 2020