my very much perfect boyfriend, platonic or not, who is literally my soulmate and my favourite person and I would stop playing minecraft just to text them and wouldn't be annoyed about it.
"woah, alex just texted me, now I'm gonna cry with happy tears and smile for the rest of my lifetime because I love them very much and they make me really happy and I absolutely adore them.
by greylol June 5, 2021
Get the alexmug. Alex is a goofball who is afraid of touching his eyes. He is always in denial about needing glasses, despite squinting at everything from afar. His friends joke that he's afraid his fingers will poke his eyeballs out, but Alex just laughs nervously and insists he has perfect vision. Yet, everyone secretly knows he's due for an eye check-up sooner rather than later.
He is being an Alex again
by dex112233 March 22, 2024
Get the Alexmug. A fucking retard weeb cunt that likes to r**e little boys and eat shit
He is the worst creature God ever created
He can never enter heaven and is banned from hell
He is the gayest mother f***ker in the universe and should die a horrible death
He is also a furry
He is the worst creature God ever created
He can never enter heaven and is banned from hell
He is the gayest mother f***ker in the universe and should die a horrible death
He is also a furry
by Carbon_Sold1er March 25, 2020
Get the Alexmug. by we1rd0_g1rl June 8, 2022
Get the Rin+Alexmug. Brazilian stone-faced killer. Poatan.
*Left hook* Lights out.
Chama.
Two Division UFC Champion in 7 Fights.
*Left hook* Lights out.
Chama.
Two Division UFC Champion in 7 Fights.
by chama.mp4 November 30, 2023
Get the Alex Pereiramug. The hottest boy alive, ginger and strong, his facial hair reflects his manlyness. His penis is huge, able to last all night and make his partner cum multiple times. Always straight ladies can't get enough of him.
by Alexquinnander March 3, 2018
Get the alex quinnmug. 