happy wagon

A term used for pedophile van

I swear to Christ, if you don't bring back my headphones, I'll take you to the man who ownes the happy wagon!

by Orphan_kicKER December 14, 2019

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Happy jonny

A happy jonny is that one kid we all know who can just annoy the living shit out of you

I was trying to get some work done when that happy jonny over there came to "help me"

by Shawnhilliary@gmail.com August 30, 2016

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Happy-on

A mild boner, gained not from physical stimulation but often from receiving nudes or a sudden sexual thought. It is comparable to a no-reason-boner or post morning wood.

When she sent me nudes a got a bit of a happy-on.

by Rick Tliter February 8, 2020

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happy tummy

Feeling happy with yourself after stuffing your mouth with an excessive amount of food even though you are about to vomit

I’ve got happy tummy after eating that disgusting burrito

by Salmon ain’t corn July 27, 2020

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happy stroke

An event when you wheeze out in laughter and inhale back in so intensely that it resembles a stroke or a seizure.

Sam: *starts laughing insanely hard*
Pam: Oh my god, Sam! Are you okay?
Cam: Call an ambulance! Sam had a seizure!
Sam: *wheezes out* "No, it's a-" *wheezes* "happy stroke!"

by Tucosifo June 1, 2020

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