Straight Guppin'

When you being a real Gooblegup.

Man 1: Boy, you straight guppin' rn.
Man 2: Fr fr, no cap.

by 420GupIt January 23, 2023

There Are No Losses, Straight Finesse....Mhm....Call Me Shalashaska

There Are No Losses, Straight Finesse....Mhm....Call Me Shalashaska

There Are No Losses, Straight Finesse....Mhm....Call Me Shalashaska

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 2, 2025

Straight Man Syndrome

(as a gay man) When only straight men seem to hit on you.
OR
(as a gay man) When you only seem to have crushes on straight men.

Me: Jessica, I have straight man syndrome.
Jessica: What? there’s another one?

by Raizkii April 14, 2025

Eating mac and cheese straight out of the box

A more colorful and imaginative term for performing oral intercourse on a woman.

Man 1: “Did you eat Martha out last night?”

Man 2: “Yeah man! I was eating mac and cheese straight out of the box!”

by peach_pit April 25, 2025

Straight Donk

That is ass

You're being straight donk right now.

by SuedeFungus May 1, 2025

Kentucky Straight

What a non-straight person from Ohio who has internalized homophobia calls themself instead of their actual sexuality.

Bro, are you gay?

"No! I'm Kentucky Straight!"

Why didn't you just say 'straight'?

by MalMalfactor May 5, 2025

Straight Donk

Complete ass.

You're being a straight donk right now.

by SuedeFungus May 6, 2025