One Night Kneel 

When a one night stand goes bad and you only get a blowjob out of it.

John: Yo I saw you take home that hot chick from the bar.. howd that go?

Bill: Terrible... I only got a one night kneel out it all

John: Sucks, broski.

One Night Kneel by --.-Anonymous-.-- March 10, 2010

One Scrap

A small joint that is rolled with only one paper

Let's go smoke a one scrap and then go grab some food.

One Scrap by HookaLaya March 25, 2010

one-eyed-russell 

another name for penis

He used his one-eyed-russell to pee with.

one-eyed-russell by Einey April 8, 2010

one plug blow out 

A one plug blow out is where one half of the strap on a pair of thongs pulls away from the base, causing a (usually) embarrassing fall.

Generally occurs while running or from walking through a puddle while drunk.

Bystander 1: How did the police catch that bag snatcher?
Bystander 2: He had a one plug blow out running past their parade.

one plug blow out by jlif April 20, 2010

One fourth suicidal 

In opposition to suicidal, a person who is one fourth suicidal don't want to kill him or herself, just make so much harm to the body, that it can be used as an excuse not to do something.

Person 1: Man, I'm so one fourth suicidal. Tomorrow is my final exam, and I haven't even opened the book yet!

Person 2: Well, jump in front of an electronic car then!

One fourth suicidal by OneFourth June 11, 2010

one on me time 

Used to express "me time," but played off of the phrase "one on one time."

Girl 1: Hey, what are you up to tonight?

Girl 2: It's been such a busy week, I really need some one on me time.

one on me time by jezzabezz July 21, 2010

One bat 

when someone is to give a 'one bat' they hit someone with the back of their hand really hard.

A ruthless smack on the face.

in eastenders when Ronnie gives Janine the 'one bat' and falls to the ground in one hit.

One bat by Duno Qwarmz what u sayin! July 30, 2010