Heavenly nut

When u don't jack off for a month and then u finally do. It feals 20× better

U see taht guy over there he just completed the heavenly nut. What a pro

by Nutter boi July 26, 2018

Lumber Nuts

The act of using your own boner to bag tag someone else.

Bro, Tito has been acting like a clown all day, I want to get him to shut the fuck up.

I'll tell ya what you should do fella, you gotta Lumber Nuts that fool.

Shit, that's kinda gay, but it's a great idea.

by sanfred November 2, 2011

boner nut

when this <==3 is a boner and gets shoved into this (_o_)

billy: i nutted but i had a boner!
jimmy: you boner nutted! congrats!

by <==3r1 June 22, 2019

Jiggle Nuts

Nuts that jiggle in the wind.

Damn my Jiggle nuts.

by blonde2645 February 15, 2017

ebay nut

When you have to nut to eBay sex doll/lingerie images because your school’s network won’t let you watch real porn.

Julian: Man, school networks are the worst! Everything is blocked, even Facebook!
Ricky: Yeah, I know, yesterday I had to eBay nut because the school network blocked all porn.
Julian: Damn.

by luvusuliann April 17, 2022

nut swirl

when you are on your knees giving your man a blowjob and you put his balls in your mouth ever so gently and you turn your head to side, rockin his nuts back and forth for a nut swirl in your mouth.

I like when my pal gives me a nut swirl for the holidays.

by meandpallymadeitup December 27, 2016

jail nut

A jail nut is when a man has been locked up for a significant amount of time,
resulting in him busting a fat nut as soon as he returns home.

"Man I just busted a fatass jail nut and now I think my lady is pregnant!"

by Jade Wyld October 4, 2017