When a self-proclaimed straight guy who is curious about trans women, crossdressers, or femboys actually ends up meeting one and freaks the fuck out when they don't live up exactly to his fantasy (which obviously makes him extremely gay), often causing him to lash out at them, maybe even violently.
Greg is so starved for pussy that he ended up downloading Grindr so he can meet some cute femboys. I feel bad for whoever has to deal with his inevitable straight panic.
by Viscount Bean October 8, 2023
Get the Straight panicmug. by Psparxxx December 26, 2021
Get the Straight kikin it.mug. Slang for *those* straight people. Generally not used for all straight people Just ones who are Homophobic and make breeding/being homophobic their personality.
"Eww the straights found my post! they're commenting my pronouns are nor/mal"
I went to my cousins wedding yesterday, There were a ton of the straights there asking me when I'm going to get a wife and kids 🤮
I went to my cousins wedding yesterday, There were a ton of the straights there asking me when I'm going to get a wife and kids 🤮
by tempestACAB August 12, 2021
Get the The straightsmug. Bmore born to permanently end up in a rubber padded cell. The Asylum is waiting. You know your crazy and so do they. The Pratt awaits.
by Rubber padded cell February 3, 2022
Get the Bmore straight jacketmug. by beeman1965 June 18, 2012
Get the straight up thirtymug. Pure urine, mostly comprised of H2O, and excess water-soluble nutrients. If drug tested this urine sample would pass with flying colors. Also used in replacement of phrases like “aw crap” and “ew gross poo water”.
by CaptainPlank12 September 24, 2020
Get the Straight Urinemug. by KizzyKCarter December 23, 2020
Get the Straight Twinkiesmug.