Mary Alice Lou if you have one in your life be lucky their supper rare, there kind a bad ass, and funny and shy. Mary Alice Lou may get made fun of for her name, but she is so sweet she as big lips and big eyes. Just beautiful all the guys would want her she is an awesome friend and has a heart of gold. she is super Chessy and loves hugs if you're her boyfriend and she doesn't try to kiss you it's because she really likes you she is so cute too . she is hurt so much but keeps it to herself if you want to know her worry's just let her have some time with you. Marry loves when you listen to her vent. she puts friends and family first, if you have a MARY ALICE LOU well your lucky. All Genders like MAry Alice Lou. She stands for whatever she knows is right, Alice will date you even if your the same gender and is most likely Bi.
Boy: WOW Mary Alice Lou is so cute
Girl: I know Ima go kiss her
Boy; WHA!
KISSES MAry Alice LOu
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Girl: and that kid is how I met your mom
Girl: I know Ima go kiss her
Boy; WHA!
KISSES MAry Alice LOu
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Girl: and that kid is how I met your mom
by Rosey Parks February 18, 2022

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

The name you give your fake girlfriend/ wife to pretend that you aren't gay and so people will not set you up or something.
Frasier "Will Maris not be joining us for dinner this evening?"
Niles "Sadly no. <insert some elaborate clearly fake excuse/ anecdote here>"
Audience laughs
Niles "Sadly no. <insert some elaborate clearly fake excuse/ anecdote here>"
Audience laughs
by WarmedKestrel May 29, 2023

Marie Calamari succs all day long-. . . thats it thats all I wanted to say and do she succs all the time backstage
by Oubaluige April 25, 2022

Mari-Juanna is the type of chick that you never want to be friends with. She's a hoe, slut, thot. She may seem nice, but she's the biggest hoe you'll ever meet. Usually her friends are the same. Doesn't shower often, although she showers in cheap dollar store perfume. Shit talker. But can't put up with a fight. SLUT! HOE! THOT! Ugly body, ugly face, and ugly personality.
by QueenBitch 👑 June 15, 2016

"Ayo the pizza here!" - Not Mari
by NotSunnyAtAll August 16, 2021

by Giggachad December 29, 2022
