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John Mulaney Syndrome

Someone who has gay vibes, but isn’t actually gay
by Absolute twat September 25, 2020
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John and Charlie's Journey

John and Charlie's Journey, aka John Junior, is a British rapper, songwriter, and mental health, campaigner.
Have you heard that new song from John and Charlie's Journey? It's crazy good.
by John Junior 1 October 1, 2020
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John Paul Jones

The God of bassists exists in a Holy triumvirate. Father Mccartney, Son Entwistle, Holy Spirit John Paul Jones. Just like the Holy Spirit, JPJ doesn't get enough credit for his contributions. He can play the bass better with his FEET then most bands bassists can with their hands. A talented multi instrumentalist, his contributions to the rock world are under appareciated in the extreme.
That superstar basketball player who scored 1 less basket then Cobie, what was his name?

I dunno man, he is a John Paul Jones
by TheWaitingIsTheHardestPart February 13, 2015
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John Cena theory

This theory says that the empty space in between atoms happens to be tiny John Cena's. This theory can neither be real of fake. The John Cena's keep singing their theme song. It's very cool and epic.
Student: Is the John Cena theory real?
Prof: Yesn't
by Eliasisnotgay October 11, 2020
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john cheese meluch

When you’re fucking a girl and you start sprinkling cheese all over her body before you bust your cheese all over her face.
Guy: dude did you hear that kid Parma John cheese busted a John cheese meluch all over Haley last night.

Guy 2: she ain’t real but damn, that sounds like a nice porno.
by John Cheese Meluch April 3, 2019
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John Q Law

The Wolf: Now, if we come across the path of any John Q Laws, no body does a fuckin' thing till I do something. What did I say??

Jules: Don't do shit unless

The Wolf: Unless what??

Jules: Unless you do it first

The Wolf: Spoken like a true prodigy
by dhanush33352 April 25, 2020
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John 3:16

And the lord said “Go Sox.”
(Said by Brian Griffin in Family Guy)
Bratty Teenager: What does John 3:16 even mean?
White Dog: ....and the lord said; “Go Sox”.
by Ronin Darkhelm January 12, 2021
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