Jesus

Nancy Jesus II

Nancy Jesus II: some may say I'm cultural appropriation, but I say I'm Jesus

by Jfjsjsjsjsjsjsjsj October 7, 2020

Jesus jazz

Christian rock performed in a megachurch (often by dudes whose 80's hair bands didn't make it big).

She's all into Jesus jazz and bible study.

by whittlesshittlestendervittles December 30, 2012

Jesus Karma

When Christians want to comment and rely on the concept of karma but without all the Pagan underpinnings.

After Dave yelled at his children for no reason, he got a flat tire on the way to work. That's a little Jesus Karma right there.

by Jayzues July 24, 2012

jesus booting it

Going public places barefoot

Are you going to wear shoes?
No, i'm Jesus booting it.

by out4answers August 25, 2013

I will send you to jesus

A sentence meaning that one is going to end someone's life.

Person 1: You are a noob.
Person 2: I will send you to jesus.

by elaboratescanner04 October 8, 2023

Jesu

also known "Papi J" this alien being from another universe is usually a very nice person although other people may refer to him as God He isn't although He is a top D.

Jesu bless you

by thatonerandomguyonurbandict October 22, 2023

Leon & Jesus

Leon is the type of man that treats Jesus with so much love and respect.

He will make out and make love with her, making her feel very special.

He doesn't judges her for having the name Jesus Christ and is forever his soulmate and one true love.

All the girls for Leon suck and are trash.

"Wow! Have you seen Leon & Jesus? They make such an amazing couple!" -Leon's family member

by LebanonJames December 19, 2023