Reverse Facebook Stalked 

When someone forces stalking upon you by constantly updating their Facebook status. These are usually people who you generally could not give a shit about.

Oh my god! - Bro 1
What's up man? - Bro 2
I don't give a fuck about Jane Shmoe and her high school bullshit. - Bro 1
Looks like you're gettin' Reverse Facebook Stalked bro; sucks. - Bro 2

Reverse Facebook Stalked by Seef8308 August 16, 2010

Pseudo Facebook Celebrity 

A person who (in their own mind) has made him/herself a "celebrity" on Facebook. Such a person has no "real life" and has made Facebook their only way of being popular, with constant statuses, posts and pictures since this is their only way of getting attention.

Q: Hey, have you ever met Celeste?
A: No, but she is a Pseudo Facebook Celebrity who constantly puts up statuses glorifying herself.

Pseudo Facebook Celebrity by SWF16722 September 28, 2011

The Facebook Hypocrite 

The Facebook Hypocrite is that one person that we all have on Facebook who preaches about annoying things people do in their statuses, but proceeds to do the same annoying things on a daily basis. This can range from writing long statuses about simple life problems and then complaining about people writing long statuses about simple life problems, to telling people to get off Facebook and "get a life" while sitting on Facebook and analyzing what everyone on Facebook is doing.

Girl's Facebook Status: "people who post things "2 minutes ago" "4 minutes ago" "8minutes ago" ALL DAY LONG! Get out and do something."

Girl: *Becomes "The Facebook Hypocrite" by posting numerous statuses every few hours about something new in her day while sharing photos from Facebook pages and her cell phone every 10 minutes or so while complaining that people are on Facebook too much.*

The Facebook Hypocrite by Lucifer's Lasagna November 25, 2013

theorem of facebook circularity

If someone finds a random person on Facebook and clicks on a random friend, then clicks on that random person's random friend and so on and so forth, then the original person (the clicker) will eventually circle back until they find someone with a "mutual friend."

Bob sees Sally's profile. In Sally's profile, Bob click's on Terry's friend icon. After being rerouted to Terry's profile, Bob clicks on Jerry's friend icon...etc...until Bob finds a mutual friend. This is due to the "theorem of facebook circularity."

theorem of facebook circularity by hitherehowareyou?good?good... April 12, 2010

rubbing it in your facebook 

when someone brags inordinately for praise and attention on facebook

like this girl on facebook was talking about her $57,000 scholarship to some university to make other people feel bad about themselves

Person1: "She was totally rubbing it in your facebook."
Person2:"Lil bitch!"

rubbing it in your facebook by dmasterg February 20, 2011

Too Deep for Facebook 

A phrase that is used when commenting on a facebook status that is simply too deep/depressing/personal to be put into a public status. This phrase is often abbreviated as TDFF.

Status:

"Meet me by the sea again
Past the point the shoreline bends
Where the sand is soft and warm
And hangs upon your golden arm

And time won't move at all
And time won't move at all..."

Comment: "Dude...too deep for facebook"

Too Deep for Facebook by Gutzsy May 12, 2011

Lurking (Facebook)

The act of exploring the Facebook profile of somebody you have little or no personal interaction with. (Ex: going through photos, videos or wall to wall's.)

I know Joseph is Lurking (Facebook) on my profile. He can recite Me and Justin's Wall to wall word for word.

Lurking (Facebook) by TheEvilKoopa November 9, 2009