National Suck Dick & Eat Pussy Day

This wonderful holiday falls on June
25th

Did you know June 25th is National Suck Dick & Eat Pussy Day

by digbick23123 June 25, 2023

Twinkie eating contest

When a man or child turns into a dog that has rabies because he or she ate moldy sour patch kids.

Gonna have a Twinkie eating contest for my birthday.

by EddieBrock5 October 7, 2023

Eat

you get a woman to piss into your mouth then she drinks it and vomits it into a bowl along with your shit then you eat it together and watch a movie mother fuckers

Girl: lets eat
Boy: whenever you're ready thern *opens mouth*
Girl: huh???

by I FUCKED your mum last night December 9, 2022

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

eat cereal

eat poop and (kids)semen

i eat cereal out here ass

by nutsandoats April 23, 2023

Don't eat ass in the halls

Don't eat ass in the halls
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Don't eat ass in the halls
(Don't eat ass)
Don't eat ass hahaha just kidding

Don't eat ass in the halls or you will die

by Jimbo Skibeede August 17, 2024

Bacteria that eats a piece of shit

Someone who doesn't deserve to be called a piece of shit

"You are not a piece of shit, you are the Bacteria that eats a piece of shit"

by anonymous November 21, 2025