David

Big dick man. Is left handed and has long black hair. Will still your bitch. Maybe likes anime.

Omg David’s has such a big dick

by Your mothers tampon May 4, 2021

david joseph lee

The founding father of the New Nation "Free America ". III% PATRIOT, American hero, like a immortal GOD.

All people should be humble for the blessings that was bestowed up us by David Joseph Lee.

by KUNTRY January 19, 2017

Juning David

Juxtaposition aiming to add queer representation to biblical depictions of David, who is the symbol of liberty and freedom of the Republican ideals; furthermore, June is the US month to celebrate pride.

Caitlyn Jenner's transition in conjunction with her conservative political affiliation means she's Juning David!

by CheeseCAKEGIRL December 17, 2024

Doing a David

When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.

Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh dear, he's doing a David again!

by Big-t Tarzan December 4, 2023

david popa

daisy-mays boyfriend, secret admirer, lover, future husband, also has dreams about her

wow hes in love with daisy may, he must be a david popa!!

by ninollie November 22, 2022

David

Extremely attractive, muscular, and smart ... But not smart enough to like Loral.... Just love me already.

I love you David, I want my babies to look like you.

by Doedoedidit November 23, 2022

david azoulay

the hottest old man in the whole world

i wish i was as hot as david azoulay

by heyimthehottestdavid November 21, 2021