bansai brian 

Usually performed on an unconsious person. Their own finger is taken and stuck up their ass. You then perform a dirty sanchez with it and transition to a rusty hook.

Next time my light weight cousin drinks to much and passes out before 10:30 he'll be walking funny and "talkin shit" the following morning as a result of the bansai brian that he so lovingly received.

bansai brian by J. Krueger April 9, 2007

Bean Cat 

(Bean Smacked) adjective. An Individual that abuses illegal substances.

Andy did you see that Bean Cat over there?" "Holy Shit he is totally Bean Smacked!

Bean Cat by Scotengus June 17, 2010

Banswallack 

Idiot. Fool. Annoying person. Can be used to describe someone one else or used to describe yourself after you do something stupid.

Timmy is such a banswallack.
I forgot your birthday? Oh I'm such a banswallack.

Banswallack by DeLanger July 7, 2010

Beanaficatión 

The overall action of becoming intized by the Mexican culture. And thereby acting a fool; as the mind addapts the the beanified world.

Dude that gringo is pinche beanified! He is clearly under a spell of Beanaficatión!

Beanaficatión by Jeff the beanified July 12, 2010

bean cushion 

the act of crushing ones testicles while sitting down

Bill went to sit down and abruptly jumped up screaming.

Tom: What's wrong?

Bill: I just sat on my bean cushion bro!

bean cushion by the madbanana September 24, 2010

Bean Omelette 

A "mean omelette" is when a man farts into his girlfriend's vagina (being a fan of the ass to vag fetish), and then later, unintentionally, the lady queefs into said man's mouth during cunnilingus resulting in much disgust.

"She did what into your what???"
"Dude, I got a fucking BEAN OMELETTE!"
"Fuck dude.. I guess I did.. what a bitch!"

Bean Omelette by Billy Bob Queeferton the THIRD January 1, 2012

beanbell 

a cute little girl who lives in Voorheesville, NY. this creature has a belly that in which looks like a bean. This beanbell is know for partying, smokin lots of weed and has a dog that shits when it sleeps. Beanbell is so known for partying they refer to partying as "beanbell". blunts are also commonly called beanbell because beanbell rolls fat ass blunts.

guy1: "YO WE SHOULD FUCKING BEANBELL ALL NIGHT"

guy2:"DUDE AND WE CAN ROLL A FAT BEANBELL TOO"

goy1:"TONIGHT WILL BE AWESOME WE WILL BEANBELL ALL NIGHT!"

beanbell by dydddadidoti February 5, 2012