When someone makes poor decisions due to lack of oxygen to the brain by virtue of having ones head up his ass
by bamaroadhog June 12, 2015
Get the anal cerebral hypoxiamug. by BIGYIKES August 21, 2019
Get the Ghost of Anals Pastmug. 
The ability to precisely determine the difference between a humid fart or shitting oneself inadvertently. Prevents having to check one's pants with moisture-laden gaseous emissions. Combining with anal dexterity permits the ability to release humid, rancid gaseous emissions while precisely holding back hydraulic pressure in the rectum and avoiding a mess.
"Shit! I just shat myself. I wish I had better anal tactile awareness so I would have known that wasn't a fart."
by Misanthropic Views October 9, 2013
Get the anal tactile awarenessmug. "Mom help the hook is stuck"
"You shouldn't be doing crusty anal grabs anymore this is the 4th time this week!"
"You shouldn't be doing crusty anal grabs anymore this is the 4th time this week!"
by MikeTheWordMan May 28, 2016
Get the Crusty Anal Grabmug. A term used when you are playing Rocket League and you run out of boost and you tell your friend to hit you in the back so you go flying. Can also happen if an opponent hits you in the back.
by Scrange Lord July 23, 2016
Get the Boost My Analmug. When you bring your friend Zack to a family party and your grandmother proceeds to persuade Zack to come into her cottage for some "Cake" also known as her ass. Once Zack and your grandmother go into the cottage you follow a minute or so later to find that Zack and 8 other women (All 70 years old +) are having anal sex.
by Twiixx June 23, 2017
Get the massachusetts anal partymug.