Jesus

our lord and savior and the king!🥺🤍

“jesus is our savior”

by jesus🎀 February 18, 2021

Jesus

Sexy ass mother fucker I wanna rail so hard him and someone named Moussa were in bed last night

Jesus is super sexy

Moussa: Ikr!

Julissa: wow I’m so mad

by Moussa The moose January 12, 2022

Jesus without je

sus

Person 1: Say Jesus Without Je
Person 2: sus… OH YOU LITTLE SHI-
Person 1: Amogus
Person 2:STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!
Person 1: ඞ
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Eden D. Snuts November 24, 2022

Jesus Apex

1) the Good Friday which occurs during your 33rd year (I.e. The Jesus was crucified)

2) the point in ones life at which their moral worth substantially their immoral worth

1) Man, as long as I don't get crucified on Good Friday, I'll have made it past my Jesus apex

2) I reached my Jesus apex today when I saved a boat of orphans from falling into that volcano and pretended to listen to my mom on the phone for 2 hours

by twatwaffle3000 February 4, 2017

Jesus Cryst

something you say when you just farted and only your friend is laughing about the fart you just made and then everyone starts to laugh(or just u and friend) and its real funny-By Tyler Turnmeyer

"PPUGHH",from tylers butthole.
"Hahahahahahahha", forrest laugh to himself.
"Jesus Cryst mom," Tyler said with out laughing causing himself to laugh of the fart and the made up word.

by Tyler Turnmeyer December 24, 2008

Jesus H2O Christ

Derived from the original exclamation Jesus H Christ used where a more aggravated exclamation is necessary to properly describe something. Also plays on the supernaturality of certain situations by hinting on how Jesus walked on water.

Somebody after watching a good moviescene: Jesus H2O Christ that was freakin epic.

by fillikirch August 25, 2021

bubba jesus

A racist pig who defines Cuahtemoc as a Mexican who can do his lawn and does shoddy work on a boat in MD.

Bubba Jesus is a racist pig.

by Love Creates December 22, 2017