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Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.
Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"
by unitybacon October 13, 2020
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stepnephew-in-law

1- Stepnibling's husband.
2- Spouse's stepnephew.
My stepnephew-in-law is a good person.
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Gudrun's Law

The answer to any news article title with a question mark is no
A: So, I just saw this article titled"Does lemon juice cure cancer ?"

B: No, Gudrun's law
by Gbit July 13, 2018
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Kasie's Law

OK,
the idea that art, comedy, secret handshakes, and poetry from mischievous youngsters are natural reactions to
parental utilization of social media as a puppet to evoke validation of decisions.
By Kasie's Law, the two sisters bonded in the backseat of a road trip.
Whining, arguments, and weird behavior did not phase the two because they didn't let strange shit spook their good spirits .

They produced a handshake masterpiece of jokes instead.
by abima February 17, 2021
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great-grandchild-in-law

The spouse of one's great-grandchild.
My great-grandchild-in-law is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
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Sog's law

A variation on Sod's law.

Sog's law states: "If you leave your umbrella or coat at home it will rain"
My socks are soaked, of course I left my coat at home it's Sog's law
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urban law

When everything you read on this site is law
by The realb.c July 8, 2019
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