J-tank

A tank or "the tank" used to produce the world we have today. It was the tank that adam shoved in eve (his penis). The tank that rose from the dead (jesus). The tank that won the revolution (america). And the tank that carries everyone on there back today (china). If you have ever seen anything unstoppable, important, and truly amazing, call it a J-tank.

Girl: Dude look at that big ass stud, he is so ripped. I would so ride his cock for hours.
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!

by Awesome dictionary man April 30, 2013

Edward j plant

A god fearing drunkard with the remarkable ability to tell countless lies without hesitation

That liar is a real Edward j plant

by Eddie's toy boy Jon February 28, 2020

Splushie J

A very wet teddy bear generally filled with joints

Never underestimate a splushie j those things can fuck you up

by Definitely Not A Cheese Grater September 12, 2017

Sneaking a J

When you find someplace to sneakily masturbate

"Aren't you a little too old to be sneaking a j in the john"? -Gintama

by AltSeize April 06, 2021

type J

the most outperforming breed on the asian import market.

so yeah, the type J is a super crazy ass ride.

by jemeriqwanna February 15, 2003

Pimp Daddy J.

The Biggest Pimp Ever

"Dude you are so cool, how's life being a Pimp Daddy J.?"

by White Chocolate Luthor October 20, 2012

J-lo

This word is typically used for a celebrity

Name such as Jennifer

Raina: hey did you hear that j-lo is making a new song?
Josh: yea I heard its gonna sound awful

by Slothhhhhhh suuupernoooova October 15, 2016